More Jokes

Because I'm late on today's entry:

A Coyote commander is watching a trial unfold between his cluster and a cluster of Hellion warriors. He turns to his XO in a fit of rage saying, "I do not remember the Hellions bidding any protomechs in this trial! Have the surats called for reinforcements?"

The XO turns to his commander and says, "Neg, sir. Those are light 'mechs." 

(drum snare) 

This year the Lyran Alliance has launched new efforts to strengthen their Battle Armor core. New Commandos and Scarabus' should be rolling off the assembly lines soon.

(drum snare)

A Kell Hound mechwarrior is squaring off against a Jade Falcon mechwarrior. Getting frustrated with the Hound pilot constantly jumping into cover or behind his mech, the Jade Falcon warrior switches open his comm link and calls out to his enemy "Stand and fight me you cowardly freebirth!"
The Kell Hound, unphased by the Falcons taunting responds, "Fat chance you son of a whore."
The Falcon warrior replies, "Freebirth surat! How dare you accuse me of having a mother!"

Thanks to Southern Coyote on the BattleTech Forums.